According to the ancient celestial science of somebody making this stuff up around 1973, you are entering a period of powerful transformation.
Or maybe you’re just tired. Hard to say.
This month, Scorpio, the stars suggest you may experience a “mysterious urge” to reorganize something you already organized three weeks ago. Follow it. Unless it’s the junk drawer. Nobody knows what’s in there. 🪐
You may also encounter a stranger wearing sunglasses indoors. This person could change your life. Or they could just have cataracts. The universe refuses to clarify.
Career-wise, Mercury is doing something with Venus, which apparently means your boss will send an email containing the words “quick question” that is absolutely not a quick question. 📧
Romantically, the planets indicate a powerful connection with someone whose name contains a vowel. Proceed with caution. ❤️
Your lucky number is 17. Your unlucky number is 18 or maybe it’s lucky…
JACK-fm may play a song you forgot existed, immediately followed by one you’re pretty sure you never asked for. This is called cosmic alignment. 🎸
Your lucky object: a screwdriver you don’t remember buying.
Your spirit animal: a bear standing near a dumpster with a napkin around it’s neck.
And finally, Scorpio, remember: horoscopes are not scientifically proven to predict anything. They’re vague, contradictory, occasionally weird, and somehow still more confident than a guy giving directions from memory.
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