If you haven’t noticed yet, JACK-fm doesn’t play any Holiday tunes.  Why?  Are we a bunch of Scrooges?  Are we a bunch of Grinch’s? Nah, we know Christmas music is everywhere you go now.  You almost can’t escape it.  So, as we get closer to the Santa’s Big Day, I’ll countdown the songs that put more of a Bah-Humbug in the Holidays.

17. Santa Baby – Madonna

When I started making this list, I showed it off to a lot of folks.   But when nearly everyone got to this song the reaction was the same…. “Yuck! I Hate That Song!” (Yes, they said Yuck) The thing I think that completely ruins this song is the way Madonna sings it.  She belts it out like a silly teenage babysitter that steals the achohol in the cupboard.  Unlike the original Eartha Kitt version thats has the feeling of a frisky older divorcee, who eyes you at the pool like you’re a stud sandwichl.  I heard Taylor Swift even does a version of this song, and I'll betcha her version is mo better than Madonna's too!  Nothing against 50-something cougar, but this song totally belongs on the 25 Worst Christmas Songs…Ever.

The 25 Worst Christmas Songs….Ever.
25. Christmas Tree – Lady Gaga
24. Blue Christmas – Porky Pig (aka Mark McCollum)
23. 8 Days of Christmas – Destiny’s Child
22. Last Christmas – Wham!
21. The Christmas Song – Alvin & The Chipmunks
20. Mele Kalikimaka - Jimmy Buffet
19. Hey Santa – Carnie & Wendy Wilson
18. Oh Come All Ye Faithful – Twisted Sister
17. Santa Baby - Madonna